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Football Ramble
The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously.In 2026, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny...
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Ramble Reacts: Bog roll breach
It's not fair to compare Atletico 1-1 Arsenal to the beauty of PSG 5-4 Bayern Munich. Let's just say it was a more interesting game than we might have...
Was that the greatest football match ever?
Was that the greatest football match ever?
Marcus, Pete and Jim admire last night's Champions League masterpiece, a game that simply could not h...
Mailbag: What’s the perfect ending to a football match?
After York City’s scarcely believable title win at the weekend, Marcus and Luke nail down the specific ingredients for the ultimate ending to a footba...
Clap for footballers
Against all odds, our brave professional footballers supplied another thrilling weekend of action for our enjoyment. Marcus, Luke and Vish gather to t...
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Chelsea managers, elite keepers and relegatees
Today, the Ramble Intercontinental Senate throws open it's doors to welcome back the region of Cartalonia after it's previous tours of duty. Not every...
The Preview Show: The butler on the bus
It's FA Cup semi-final weekend, everybody! Keyboard warrior Calum McFarlane is back in charge of Chelsea as they take on Leeds for a place in the fina...
Hot desking at BlueCo
“Have you signed the card for Liam? He’s leaving… You know Liam, the one banging on about respecting the ball.”
Marcus and Vish jump on the pod...
Grok, where does the sea start?
Things aren't looking good for young Liam Rosenior at the Chels. Five losses in a row in the Premier League and not a single goal scored for the first...
Mailbag: Should Arsenal be looking for Mikel Arteta’s replacement?
Despite notable improvements on and off the pitch, Mikel Arteta still hasn’t delivered the trophies Arsenal now expect - and it looks alarmingly like...
Credit for everyone
It was a truly Super Sunday as we were treated to a Premier League classic between Man City and Arsenal. Just remember to give credit to everyone invo...
My Biddy Aunt: Overhead kickers
The Ramble Intercontinental Senate lies in ruin after Jimbabwe destroyed both Donaco and Spelgium. All hope seems lost, but a ray of light has broken...
The Preview Show: Susan Perk
It's the one we've all been waiting for, ladies and gents. On a particularly superb Sunday, Manchester City host Arsenal right in the upper echelons o...
Control is overrated
We learnt one thing last night and it’s that everyone should take a leaf out of Keggy’s book and commit to full chaos.
Marcus and Luke are here...
Lions Watch: Fullbacks jostling for position and too late for any bolters?
Marcus and Luke pack up the truck and head out onto the plains for another edition of Lions Watch, the show where we continually talk up England outsi...
A mischief of rats
On today’s show, Marcus, Luke and Vish tackle the big question: is Bournemouth overrated? It’s possible that Andoni Iraola thinks so.
As well as...
Mailbag: Have managers lost their flexibility?
A trend appears to have emerged in recent years of managers coming to the Premier League and, despite everyone thinking they should change their syste...
Multi-purpose prop-based banter
The Arsenal boo boys were out in force after a damning defeat to Bournemouth at the weekend. Today, Marcus, Jim, Pete and David discuss what Arsenal n...
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Dutch players, quarter-final scorers and League One club(s)
Pete, still smarting from his defeat to Jim, returns to officiate a clash for the ages. Old Spelgium has been piping up once again - and who else but...
The Preview Show: 38,000 bananas
The Premier League's back, baby! And the football gods have served up a whole platter of top flight goodness for us this weekend. It's a big one for S...
Go home, you've had too many yellows
Liverpool had a tough night in Paris, but it could've been worse. At least Arne Slot wasn't mistaken for a ball.
Luke, Vish and Jim discuss last...
The East Midlands Earthquake
Arsenal may have taken some hits at home, but get them on a ferry across the Channel and they'll get the job done. A tough old night for the Gunners b...
Mailbag: Will a quadruple ever be won?
No team has ever won a quadruple, but it doesn't stop us getting excited about the possibility every season. This year, Arsenal were in the conversati...
Dutchmen in crisis
A weekend of football that had something for everyone, but especially – sunnies on, slippers off, and back to winning ways – Roy bloody Hodgson. Marcu...
My Biddy Aunt: Goalkeepers
Today isn't just any My Biddy Aunt: the almighty Egg Cup is up for grabs. Can medicated Pete get his gloved hands on his first ever piece of silverwar...
The Preview Show: St. Eddie’s Day
Domestic football is back! In other news, Pete’s got some new asthma medication and it’s unlocked a new dimension in his lungs (and mind).
That...
Lions Watch: Which of England's fringe players should go to the World Cup?
Yes, that's right ladies and gents. Lions Watch is back for the 2026 World Cup! After a couple of concerning displays against Uruguay and Japan, we ge...
My Fizzy Aunt
That’s it, England have played their last game on home soil before the World Cup. It might not have inspired much World Cup fever, but don’t worry, Ma...
Mailbag: What’s our biggest England concern ahead of the World Cup?
England are back in action tonight in their penultimate fixture before heading to the States this summer. So, now we're less than 80 days away from ki...
Hot knob at night...
How dare Spurs interrupt our beautiful international break with the news that they have parted ways with Igor Tudor. Today, Marcus, Vish and Pete are...
My Biddy Aunt: International icons
As we greet this week of international football with a firm handshake, the Luke Nation has decreed that a game of My Biddy Aunt shall be played betwee...
The Preview Show: Thomas Tuchel's Chocolate Factory
It was a sickening night for the Kingdom and our friends in the Republic of Ireland. Wales, Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland all saw their...
Ramble Uncut: The holy manager
Buckle up, everybody, it’s Ramble Uncut time. Marcus, Luke and Pete are your hosts and they’re here to discuss topics including but not limited to: un...
It’s time for a commercial break
The run-in is hotting up and Man City have defeated Arsenal to win the first trophy of the season. We’re now perched on the edge of our seats, despera...
Mailbag: Would a Spurs relegation be good or bad for the Premier League?
After their damning loss to Forest, Marcus, Jim and Pete are forced to tackle this one straight from the off: would it be a good or bad thing for the...
The Kepa Trilogy
The Carabao Cup reached its climax and Pete celebrated by swigging two cans of Monster on his way to the studio. Today, he’s joined by Marcus, Jim and...
Jack’s Encyclopaedia: Youngest scorers, Tottenham’s keepers and League Cup winners
"We want Marcus!"
"When's Marcus back playing the game?"
Ask and ye shall receive. We've dragged Marcus back from his state-imposed exile...
The Preview Show: Going full biff
Bloody Nora, what a day it is! Not only is it an England squad Friday but we’ve got the most super of Sundays to look forward to.
But before we...
Can I have a glass of gears please?
Marcus isn’t here, so Pete has created an AI version to present today’s show. The two of them are joined by Luke and Vish to glug on another vat of Ch...
My kind of buffet
Morocco have won AFCON! Via email? An unprecedented event and yet all Pete can think about is those “damn ballboys”.
Today, he’s joined by Marcu...
Mailbag: Has Pep Guardiola’s Manchester City failed in Europe?
With several sides looking to restore some PROPA NAUGHTY ENGLISH PRIDE in the Champions League this week, Marcus, Luke and Jim wrestle with a potentia...